THE BASICS

Name - David Hopkins
Gender - The dangly one
Age - 19
Screen Name - DavidHazuki
Birthday - Feb 11 1988
Race - Human/English
School/Grade - College graduate (barely)
Job - I'm an "Art Technician" at my old college (I did not see that one coming!)
Status - Quo (ooooo, word associationy!!)
Hometown - Your backyard, with binoculars (A.K.A. England)
Current Town - The shiny one
Parents Still Together? - Why? Planning on making a move on my momma? Get in line buddy, I'm next! (EWWW!!!)
Siblings - The many voices in my head. Oh how they feud...
Pets - 3 dogs, 3 terrapins and an evil (but SUPER cute) chinchilla
Smoker - Does passive smoker count? If so, then yes, dang parents!!
Drinker - Only to stay alive, and if liquid has not touched my lips for some time (R.I.P. Mitch, I love you man!!)
Virgin - Depends if that turns you on, if so, then yes!
Orientation - Straight, although sometimes I wonder..... Oops, DID I JUST TYPE THAT OUT?! WHERE'S DELETE?!?!!!
Drugs - I live on fumes (ooooo, fumey!!)

APPEARANCE

Hair Color - Poopershnitzel brown
Is It Dyed? - Yes, it died in battle (er, no.)
Eye Color - Green, mostly
Height - 5 foot 7 (ish, I'm not sure)
Style - Elegant hobo
Glasses/Contacts/None? - I have glasses, but I choose not to wear them (I'm an impractical rebel like that, yo!)
Freckles - nippity nada! (heheheheheh, "nippity"! Ah, immature jokes are the best!)
Body Type - Mobile... Suit Gundam
Shoe Size - Don't know, don't care (TEMPER TANTRUM TIIIME!!!!!)
Piercings - Nope
Want More? - That reminds me of a funny story..... What? I'm not sharing it with you, get your own funny situations to reminisce over!! Sheesh, some people...
Tattoos? - Nope
Want More? Nope, tattoos make baby Jesus cry... or something.
Overall Best Feature - EVERYTHING!!!!! BOW DOWN TO ME, FOR I AM YOUR NEW GOD!!!!!
Overall Worst Feature - My Achilles heel
Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad? - Well aren't we just a nosy little so 'n' so?! If you must know, the answer is... *announcer voice* "Tune in next time for the shocking revelation!"

LIKES/DISLIKES

Favorite Color - Purple
Worst Color - Red
Favorite Animal - Evil chinchillas!!!
Least Favorite Animal - The ones that spread nasty rumours about me!! Those animals are why shotguns were invented!
Favorite Flower - Flow...er...?! I guess purple ones (I'm not up to speed on my "flowerology", yo!)
Favorite Food - Anything that's not salmonella-ey
Worst Food - ^^^ Look up, it's a process of elimination, yo!
Favorite Restaurant - My local "kebab" shop (no joke there son, just a straight up fact!)
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor - The red one
Favorite Candy - Mmmm, David likes his candy! (Ooooo, third persony!!)
Favorite Drink - Flavoured milk. I'm a straight up G-unit, dawg!!
Worst Drink - Mercury (thermometers are bad, m'kay!)
Favorite Genre of Music - A bit of everything
Worst Genre - Rubber chickens. That's right, I went there!
Favorite Band/Artist - Me no carey
Favorite Song - It changes so frequently that the answer would probably be outdated by the time I finish this questionnaire, so ner! Now who feels stupid?!
Favorite Radio Station - Don't care
Favorite Book - GASP, you said the forbidden word!!!
Worst Book - You just don't know when to quit, do ya?!
Favorite Type of Movie - A good one. Preferably funny
Worst Type of Movie - 3 guesses... Oh the predictability of it all!!
Favorite Movie - "Scary Movie" (the first one)
Worst Movie Ever - I've seen WAAAAY too many bad movies to narrow it down to just one (I'm a regular "Jay Sherman"!)
Favorite TV Show(s) - "Drawn Together", "Kim Possible" and "Johnny Bravo"
Worst TV Show - Your mom!! OOOOOOOOO....
Favorite Season of the Year - Springgggg
Worst Season - Winter
Best Friend - I'm my own best friend, I can tell myself anything!
Worst Enemy - Also myself. I'm a fickle one...
Favorite Day of the Week - IMAGINARY DAY!!!!! Saturdays are just as good though
Least Favorite Day of the Week - Monday
Favorite Sport - Basketball, but I was never allowed to play for my school's team... CURSE MY FIVE FOOT SEVENYNESS!!!!
Sport You Hate - American Football, I just don't get it!! (aaaand cue the endless supply of bricks through my window from angry fans...)
One thing you cant get enough of - My sexy reflection, he's a bad boy! David likes the bad boys... er, girls, I MEANT GIRLS!!! (Phew, saved it!)
One thing you hate more than anything - Nosy questionnaires

LOVE LIFE

Are You Single? - Yuppers!
If not, who is your bf/gf? - Mr. Peeps
How Long Have You Been Together? - Life long, baby!
If You're Single, Do you Like It? - I'm starting to sense a theme here... NO REVEALING ANSWERS FOR YOU!!!
Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? - Crushes are SOOO juvenile, OH MY GOSSSHHHH... *strokes picture of "Christy Romano"* Soon Christy, soon...
First Kiss - You REALLY don't want to know... although by saying that, your mind is probably thinking even worse things than what actually happened... SHAME ON YOU!!! BOO HISS BOO!!!
Ever Kiss in the Rain? -
In a Movie Theater? -
Underwater? - Ooooo, resuscitationy!!
First Love -
Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? - I won a game of "musical chairs" once by cheating, if that counts... I WON SOME PLASTICINE!!! My life felt complete...
Been Cheated on? -
Used Someone? - Only as my "hero shield" (anyone who gets that reference should be "ROFL" right now...)
Been used? - TOO many times!!! And das da truf right der!! Shiiiit...
Lied to your bf/gf? -
Ever Made out With Just a Friend? - I like hugging my friends if that counts...
Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? - I like anally raping my friends if that counts...
Are You a Tease? - Oh you!!
Do you Flirt a Lot? - I bet you say that to all of the people who fill this out!
Longest Relationship -
Shortest -
Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? -
Ever Get Flowers? -
Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day? - Swee...test...day...?!
Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? - Only if I'm wearing my glasses, in which case that feeling will inevitably not be returned...
Do you Believe in "The One"? - Ooooo, Matrixy!!
Do you Fall in Love Fast? - Only if it's made out of tar or quick sand (LAAAAME)
Are you a Player? - I'm a player just playing his play (I'd have said the same thing Lemel, SO BACK OFF!!! I'm PMSing like a mofo!!!)
Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? - How much money are we talking here? I'm not a proud man, but desperate times call for drastic measures... 'n' stuff.
Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? -
Kissed 2 People At One Time? -
Had Sex with 2 People in One day? - If me, alone in my room all day, with a box of tissues and a wild imagination counts, then yes. Many, many times...
Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? - My previous answer pretty much covers this question as well...
Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? - Yes, I'm mad sensitive like that, yo!
Ever Been Dumped? -
Ever dumped someone? -
Ever been rejected? -
Do you have a lot of ex's? -
Are you a slut? - Yes... wait, WHAT?! WELL I NEVER!!!
Ever been called one? - Only by you... you man whore, you!
Ever dated someone more than once? -
Do you ever make the first move? -
Double dates or single? - Heheh, "Barkin" and "Shego"... classic. (If you don't get the reference, I WILL NOT SLOW THE BUS DOWN!!!)
Do you want to get married? - Well this is a bit sudden, I hardly know you!! What do you take me for?! You sir are no gentleman... try me again in an hour.

OTHER QUESTIONS

Can you drive? - Nope, but I've never even attempted to, so who knows...
Do you have a car? - 3 guesses...
Do you have a cell phone? - Yep, although it's getting a bit saggy around the edges, I might need to trade up...
Are you online a lot? - I've spent the last hour filling out this pointless questionnaire, that should put my answer into perspective... (I have major priority issues)
Do you like gay/bi people? - As long as they have absolutely NO interest in being with me in THAT way, then what's the problem? Well...? Oh I see how it is, I have to answer all of your questions, but I ask you ONE thing and you just ignore it!! You have made a powerfully random enemy today my friend...
Can you speak another language? - Que?
Do you do well in school? - I do when I want to, which is not very often these days...
Do you collect anything? - I collect scabs and send them to my pen pal, "Hanz" (okay, so that joke has been told by someone else before, SO SUE ME!!!)
Have an obsession? - I have a form of "OCD" if that counts
Do you hate yourself? - Only when I've been a bad girl...
Ever smile for no reason? - To look at me, seemingly yes, but if only you knew what was going on in my mind to make me smile/laugh, you'd probably run a mile... 2 miles even!
Talk to yourself? - HELL YEAH!! I work on my different voices/impressions (or at least that's what I tell people to make it seem boarder line acceptable, but only I know the truth... *insert evil laugh here*)
Do you have any regrets? - Who doesn't?!
Believe in magic? - Not really
Sex before marriage? - My my my, you are the pushy one!! Didn't your mother ever tell you that there are some things you just don't ask?! Sheesh...
Do you trust people easily? - Nope, I'm an electric fence!
Forgive easily? - Depends on who's asking for forgiveness and what they've done (ewww, religiousy!!)
Do you have a secret no one knows? - Again, who doesn't?!
Do you get along with your parents? - Meh, we have our moments
What about other people? - Depends on who these "other people" are
How do you vent your anger? - I rant to people about my problem who aren't linked to the situation AT ALL, so that when I'm feeling okay again, there are no long term repercussions for the information I shared. Makes sense doesn't it?! You know that you're jealous of my logic...
Do you like George Bush? - I don't know the man to not like him (you see what I did there? It was subtle, but effective)
Goal Before you die? - To have a goal

That's all, folks... SO GET OFF MAH DURN PROPERTY!!!!